The Three Lions Beware: Terminally Obsessed Labuschagne Goes To the Fundamentals

The Australian batsman methodically applies butter on the top and bottom of a slice of white bread. “That’s the secret,” he tells the camera as he closes the lid of his toastie maker. “Perfect. Then you get it golden on the outside.” He opens the grill to reveal a toasted delight of delicious perfection, the gooey cheese happily bubbling away. “So this is the key technique,” he explains. At which point, he does something shocking and odd.

By now, you may feel a sense of disinterest is beginning to appear in your eyes. The red lights of elaborate writing are flashing wildly. You’re likely conscious that Labuschagne scored 160 for Queensland Bulls this week and is being eagerly promoted for an return to the Test side before the Ashes series.

You likely wish to read more about that. But first – you now grasp with irritation – you’re going to have to get through several lines of playful digression about toasted sandwiches, plus an additional unnecessary part of self-referential analysis in the “you” perspective. You sigh again.

Marnus transfers the sandwich on to a dish and heads over the fridge. “Not many people do this,” he states, “but I actually like the grilled sandwich chilled. Done, in the fridge. You get that cheese to harden up, go bat, come back. Boom. It’s ideal.”

Back to Cricket

Look, here’s the main point. Let’s address the match details out of the way first? Little treat for reading until now. And while there may only be six weeks until the initial match, Labuschagne’s hundred against Tasmania – his third this season in various games – feels quietly decisive.

This is an Australian top order badly short of consistency and technique, shown up by the South African team in the Test championship decider, highlighted further in the Caribbean afterwards. Labuschagne was left out during that tour, but on one hand you gathered Australia were desperate to rehabilitate him at the earliest chance. Now he looks to have given them the ideal reason.

This represents a plan that Australia need to work. The opener has just one 100 in his recent 44 batting efforts. The young batsman looks less like a first-innings batsman and rather like the good-looking star who might portray a cricketer in a Bollywood epic. No other options has made a cogent case. Nathan McSweeney looks finished. Marcus Harris is still oddly present, like unwanted guests. Meanwhile their skipper, Cummins, is hurt and suddenly this appears as a unusually thin squad, missing authority or balance, the kind of effortless self-assurance that has often given Australia a lead before a match begins.

The Batsman’s Revival

Enter Marnus: a world No 1 Test batter as just two years ago, just left out from the one-day team, the right person to restore order to a brittle empire. And we are informed this is a calmer and more meditative Labuschagne now: a pared-down, no-frills Labuschagne, less intensely fixated with small details. “I believe I have really stripped it back,” he said after his century. “Not really too technical, just what I must bat effectively.”

Clearly, this is doubted. In all likelihood this is a new approach that exists just in Labuschagne’s mind: still constantly refining that method from dawn to dusk, going further toward simplicity than anyone has ever dared. Like basic approach? Marnus will spend months in the training with advisors and replays, completely transforming into the most basic batsman that has ever existed. That’s the quality of the focused, and the trait that has always made Labuschagne one of the most wildly absorbing cricketers in the sport.

Bigger Scene

Perhaps before this highly uncertain England-Australia contest, there is even a type of interesting contrast to Labuschagne’s unquenchable obsession. In England we have a squad for whom any kind of analysis, especially personal critique, is a risky subject. Go with instinct. Focus on the present. Embrace the current.

On the opposite side you have a player such as Labuschagne, a man terminally obsessed with the game and magnificently unbothered by others’ opinions, who observes cricket even in the spaces between the cricket, who handles this unusual pursuit with precisely the amount of absurd reverence it deserves.

And it worked. During his shamanic phase – from the moment he strode out to come in for a hurt Steve Smith at the famous ground in 2019 to until late 2022 – Labuschagne found a way to see the game on another level. To access it – through pure determination – on a higher, weirder, more frenzied level. During his time with club cricket, colleagues noticed him on the day of a match resting on a bench in a trance-like state, literally visualising every single ball of his time at the crease. According to the analytics firm, during the first few years of his career a statistically unfathomable catches were spilled from his batting. Somehow Labuschagne had intuited what would happen before others could react to affect it.

Current Struggles

It’s possible this was why his form started to decline the time he achieved top ranking. There were no new heights to imagine, just a boundless, uncharted void before his eyes. Additionally – he lost faith in his signature shot, got unable to move forward and seemed to misjudge his positioning. But it’s connected really. Meanwhile his mentor, D’Costa, thinks a emphasis on limited-overs started to erode confidence in his alignment. Encouragingly: he’s recently omitted from the ODI side.

Certainly it’s relevant, too, that Labuschagne is a man of deep religious faith, an committed Christian who holds that this is all predetermined, who thus sees his job as one of reaching this optimal zone, no matter how mysterious it may seem to the rest of us.

This, to my mind, has always been the key distinction between him and Smith, a more naturally gifted player

Antonio Goodwin
Antonio Goodwin

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